Monday 30 April 2012

Chocolate is Pointless

Yes Ladies, it is. Especially if it's been nicely moulded into a fancy shape. It melts far too easily.

Amongst many foods available here I am surprised at the availability of Chocolate. Every single Chocolate bar I have bought this year has melted before being eaten, albeit the last one I deliberately melted to put into the cake mix.

In reality it is surprising what foodstuffs are available and what aren't:

  • Meat is readily available, although seemingly all frozen this could just be that I don't get to the shops in time to buy fresh (other than bacon). Some 'fresh' meat is actually defrosted for sale I think.
  • Fish is readily available fresh. Tuna is probably the staple 'meat' product in the way that Beef is in the UK.
  • Dairy products are not available except in long life or defrosted form. Fresh milk isn't available, butter and cheese is frozen to get it here. Yoghurt is occasionally available (in small fruity pots), but as I don't eat it I haven't investigated. Eggs seem to be a mix of local and imported, but could be that some are just in imported boxes.
  • Non Dairy alternatives don't seem all that available, although Soya Milk is sometimes around.
  • A range of Frozen Foods from the likes of Iceland, Tesco and Asda is available. This isn't a wide range and things like Meat Pie isn't available. Posh Iceland foods are normally reserved for special occasions.
  • Tinned/Jarred foods are not as available as you might think. A wide range of tinned ready meals and vegetables, but things like tins or jars of Sauces are limited in variety.
  • Tinned meat (corned beef, spam, frankfurters) and tinned fish are more common that you would expect.
  • Pasta is available, but in fairly small packets. Rice is plentiful and is something of a staple food.
  • Fresh vegetables are limited to Onion, Potato, Carrot and some sort of Cucumber/Marrow type thing which I don't buy. Apparently on a Thursday morning fights regularly break out over the last cabbage or whatever other veg is around. Salad is readily available, but only from cafe's as far as I can tell...
  • Fresh fruit is fairly available - apples, lemons, oranges, bananas, green tomatoes, peppers. Not every week, but often enough for me.
  • Breakfast cereal is available if you look, but expensive.
  • Bread is becoming more available the longer I stay. And now I've found Sliced bread as well!
  • Biscuits are everywhere, cake is not. When asked locals point at a bag of flour, and a bag of sugar..
I've come to the conclusion that the staple foods are:
  • Sausages
  • Tuna
  • Other Fish what you caught
  • Beef
  • Chicken
With:
  • Rice
  • Rice
  • Potato
  • Rice
  • Bread
  • Rice
The national dish is plo (pronounced 'plo', goodness knows how it's spelt, I think it has an A and a U and a W in it, that's assuming there is an official spelling) which is basically rice, with rice and stuff. The Stuff is whatever's available and often consists of veg, meat and bone. The alternative national dish is curry and rice. This is basically plo with more sauce and spices, occasionally curry has less meat and more bone. Neither are found on the menu at any foodery I've been to.
Surprisingly I like both; you don't eat the bone, but it adds flavour and is a good value way of getting meat as the bones have a fair bit of meat on when put in the pot, it just all falls off in the cooking.

The main tourist dish is Fishcakes, probably because they think Tourists would object to bone in a curry.

Living here and eating local food makes you realise what is thrown away in the rest of the world. I recently read on the BBC website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17393376 about how they were stopping eating Pink Slime in America. While I started off thinking 'about time' having realised what Pink Slime is it's no different than putting bones in a curry and eating the leftover bits of meat that fall off.

Either way, provided you're fairly flexible in what you'll eat you won't starve. If you're picky then you will, unless you don't come here of course.

Saturday 28 April 2012

Security

When I was on Ascension I went Swimming in English Bay (see post). Before Swimming I hid all my valuables (money) in my Hotel Room, I hid my wallet, watch and hotel room key in the car, and hid the hire car key in my bag, which stayed on the beach, but never left my sight. Having just left the UK and being in a UK frame of mind I felt this was the most I could do, but was still worried about security.

Today I went for a dive. Sorting out all the kit at the Dive Shed I dumped my shorts in the passenger footwell of the car, and my bag on the seat. In my shorts pocket were my car keys, house keys, wallet (with bank details), money... As the car keys were in the car, obviously the car wasn't locked. It didn't even cross my mind to be worried until late this afternoon - next time I'll be a little more security conscious, but to be fair I only need to worry because I've told the world what my car looks like, where I live/work and that I keep my keys and bank details in my unlocked car. If it weren't for this post there'd be no problem!

Why is it that here I can quite happily trust that my car won't be emptied while I leave it unlocked and unattended, but elsewhere in the world paranoia leads the way. I know my car won't be stolen, because it would be found and the culprit arrested pretty quickly. But all my stuff could have gone walkies. Goodness knows enough of my friends/family in the UK have had locked cars broken into on the off chance, with nothing of value being taken, but the contents strewn all over.

What is the world coming to? I hope it never comes here.

Exhausted

After a busy week which culminated in the Public Accounts Committee (like a Scrutiny Committee) broadcast live on the radio I've had a busy weekend so far as well.

Friday evening I was drafted in to make up numbers in a Quiz Team. I did surprisingly well in the first round knowing a number of answers (18 H on a GC type questions), it went downhill from there. The Music Round I understood 2 questions and recognised 2 answers, not to the questions I understood. I think it's about time there was a proper music quiz rather than: who was the person who wrote the song [insert name I've never heard of] that was covered by the [insert band I've never heard of]? Answer: [insert name I've never heard of]

Saturday morning, rather than a nice lie in after a late night, I was down at the Wharf by 8:30. We got on the boat about 9:30 and were underwater in lemon valley by 10 :) This was my first dive since qualifying and I loved it. I used more air than anyone else, surfacing about 300m before the end, but apparently 45min at 16m for a first dive is really good (as you get more experienced you relax more and use less air). There were 8 divers, 3 near novices, 2 experienced and 3 Dive Masters, so the trip had been aimed at beginners with the Dive Masters buddying us.

I would love to post photos, but my camera isn't waterproof to 16m underwater so I didn't take it (my camera isn't even waterproof to 0.00000000000000000000001mm underwater, in fact best not even get it wet in the rain). The dive from Lemon Valley to Red Island didn't have any wrecks (that I saw), but had the most glorious sandy 'beaches', huge numbers of fish and amazing rock formations. If you look at: http://www.malpas.cwi.sh/067.html, but imagine being underneath and looking up at the surface :) you begin to get an idea what it was like.

Having now joined the Dive Club there is a plan to dive most Saturdays, so it sounds like there should be diving opportunities most weekends, between Anthony and the Dive Club, so I can dive when I want to. As I get more experienced (and get equipment) I can also just dive with friends without being part of a larger group.

Anyway, having had breakfast I am now home and shattered, an afternoon with a lazy film beckons.

Saturday 21 April 2012

More Photos

More photos of my house and the views from my house uploaded. goto the house link at www.malpas.cwi.sh
See Google: http://maps.google.co.uk/?ll=-15.94811,-5.722168&spn=0.002061,0.002411&hnear=Jamestown,+St+Helena&t=h&z=19

And now some office/depot photos as well. Also see Google:
http://maps.google.co.uk/?ll=-15.940375,-5.726044&spn=0.002061,0.002411&hnear=Jamestown,+St+Helena&t=h&z=19
although it has been significantly rebuilt since the flyby.

Monday 16 April 2012

3 Peaks

Yesterday I did the 3 peaks, it took me a day to recover hence posting this blog today.

I don't know what all the fuss is about. Army types do it in about 24 hours I think, I did it in rather less than that. Rather less than 2.4 hours in fact. If I had got lost I would probably done it in just over an hour, but I thought I got lost (when I didn't) and accidentally did one twice, so it took about an hour an a half.

I must stress these weren't any old peaks, they were the 3 tallest on the Mainland: Mount Actaeon (800m), Diana's Peak (820m) and Cuckolds Point (790m, twice).

Ok, so having climbed Mount Actaeon (parking at 650m) I only descended to about 785m before climbing Diana's Peak and then again about 785m before reaching Cuckolds Point. But because I did Cuckolds Point twice I had descended to about 750m before the second attempt. Bizarrely it's so flat I had thought I was still on my way down...

I decided to do a Triathalon (although I'm now told driving isn't an acceptable substitute for cycling) and did a half mile swim in the pool afterwards to cool off. I would call it a Biathalon, but there's no Skiing here...

Photos on www.malpas.cwi.sh later today.

Saturday 14 April 2012

Getting Cold

For the third time since arriving I'm wearing a fleece. And for the first time I've worn trousers (as opposed to shorts) all day on a day off.

It's getting cold. I'm hoping the fact that central heating is a foreign concept (literally) means it isn't going to get much colder.

Mobile Phones

Today I got up early and was at the post office just after they opened at 9am. And my new goggles had arrived  -Thanks Mum :) (I also got the postcard). Stepping out the post office I reached for my mobile to text to say thanks, and it wasn't there. After a moments panic that I'd lost it, I remembered I live on St Helena and mobiles haven't been invented yet. After my swim I went for breakfast, and whilst waiting for it to be cooked I again reached for my phone...

It took me a good few weeks to get used to not having a mobile, especially as every 5 minutes I'd hear the ringtone (my imagination, I think) but I haven't noticed it for a month or more so odd that twice in one morning I went to use it.

I still read the BBC News website (it's strange to see adverts on the BBC) and I wonder whether all this mobile communication is a good idea. I miss good internet connectivity and it is worrying that mobile phones aren't there for emergencies (although we have a radio system with the same coverage problems you get in the Scottish Highlands), but it's relaxing to not have the constant communication that I had in the UK. It makes me wonder whether when I return to the UK I'll change my phone back to contract and/or get one of the new thought controlled phones which project video conferencing directly into your brain (they'll be available by the time I get back I'm sure)...

Wednesday 11 April 2012

3 Months

Well the 3 month milestone came and went without me realising. It was only today when I attended my 4th Monthly Committee meeting that today is 3 months since I stepped off the RMS. Wow, time flies - but I feel like I've accomplished a lot. Ok so the roads aren't any better, but that's a detail...

3 months is significant because it's my break-even point. If I quit (or get fired) now I'm not bankrupt, 2 months 29 days and I would have been. I should point out this isn't because I've earn't so much I can retire and live off the interest, it's because if I had left within 3 months I'd have to repay the cost of moving here and find the money to get home; having lasted 3 months at least if they fire me they'll pay the trip home.

But all that is academic as I'm certainly not thinking of quitting, and nobody has suggested they're about to fire me (and my boss is away till mid May so I'm probably safe till he gets back anyway).

I celebrated with a swim in the pool after committee, I think I did about 1/2 mile so that's a start on my fitness regime. While there I bumped into loads of people I know, but they were all under 16; I think I know more adults than kids - but it's a close run thing!

The next milestone is the end of my probation at 6 months, it seems strange as that's 25% of the way through my contract!

p.s. 4 committee meetings in 3 months only works because the first was a week later than usual following Christmas.

Tuesday 10 April 2012

My House

Well, it took me all Weekend, and I mean ALL. I finished about 8pm on Monday. But I have tidied and cleaned my house AND FINISHED UNPACKING!!!!

Well, ok I didn't really start till Monday Lunchtime, and I haven't really finished unpacking, just moved the half unpacked boxes so I can't see them anymore...

Anyway, the reason for this post is that I've now uploaded photos www.malpas.cwi.sh of my home so you can all see where I live. I know this is a security disaster as now you all know the house layout and where the expensive stuff is. But seriously: how many of you have the RMS tickets? and is it really worth the effort of getting it all through customs?

Oh and I realise the main image is old and has my hire car - but as you can see from some of the interior shots, by the time I'd got properly organised taking photos today it was dark.

Strangely, having my lounge tidy is quite depressing, I'd got used to the lego all over the floor!

More photos of my 'Fleet' may arrive at some point, hopefully on another website again... Maybe even one day I'll get a real roadsweeper...

Sunday 8 April 2012

Phew

Phew

I sounded quite energetic last night. It was worrying. Luckily it's raining today so I don't feel guilty for not doing anything.

Mind you, if it had been nice I may have been more inclined to get up and going...

Another Lazy Day methinks!


Update 13:00
Half an hour ago I realised it was beautiful sunshine, almost cloudless, so I decided to go for a walk after all. Packing my stuff and driving the 4 miles to the bottom of Diana's Peak it turned from a nice day into grey, cloudy and wet. I changed my mind again and came home. Now it's wet here, I wish the weather would make it's mind up.

Saturday 7 April 2012

Lazy Weekend, So far...

I sit here typing this as it gets dark, knowing that for most of you the evenings are getting lighter, and some of you may even read this today in daylight.

Lazy weekend this weekend - it's nice to have a proper break - 2 days off and still another 2 to go. Yesterday I tried my Saturday routine. Arriving in town the pool was closed so I decided to just have breakfast, but that was closed, and all the shops so I went home and snoozed in the sun... I tried again today and it was better. I was the first person in the pool this morning, the water was absolutely clear and the surface was ripple free (surprising for an outdoor pool), just after jumping off to dive in, as my angle changed I suddenly thought 'help there's no water!' obviously there was, but as I dived in it really looked like there wasn't.

Breakfast was at the coffee shop as the Flamingo has taken the weekend off, I have to say there was more on my plate today, but I do prefer the Flamingo's breakfast...

Another Lazy day today, I had meant to do so many things, but I haven't. One thing I need to do is get fit. I'm seriously considering doing one (or more) of three things tomorrow:

  • Climbing Diana's Peak
  • Swimming (Snorkelling) to the Papanui
  • Putting my bike together and going for a ride
I need to build my leg muscles, as for the 2 open dives I've done so far it has nearly killed me climbing out the water and walking back to the truck with the Scuba Tank. It feels heavy beforehand, but after an hours swim the weight is crippling (I guess the wet wetsuit doesn't help either). I think my Saturday swim is going to have to be a permanent feature as at least I vaguely enjoy swimming. Cycling and walking have to have a point, literally I think as I don't mind climbing hills but any other walking seems rather pointless (puns weren't intended, but hey it's there). Still I have bought the walks book so I can if I feel like it. [I'm hoping I wake up early and feel like doing something as then I may climb a hill and then go for a swim... I'm not so sure about cycling because of the hills...]

Anyway, tea time, so I'm off to cook something and then a Bond Film :) Unfortunately I've finished New Tricks and most of Bond, I've started Spooks now and I'm hoping I won't run out of DVD's before either a. My Birthday or b. they actually get decent TV here!

Anyway, just in case any of you have been feeling wet or chilly today - it's been beautiful sunshine and really quite hot all day here!

Wednesday 4 April 2012

Qualified!

Wow, it's been a busy week.

Last Wednesday I had my second Dive lesson (was it really only a week ago)? Then a third on Friday, a fourth (and final pool dive) on Saturday. Monday saw my first open water dive (in the Sea) and I've done my second today. Technically I have missed an open water dive, which I will do another time (I've done all the skills from it), but I'm now Qualified!

Divers keep a log of their Dives - a bit like Pilots do with Flying. I'm annoyed, I've got 97mins logged..

I'm not going diving again for about a month - mainly because my Instructor is going to South Africa to take part in the International Cricket Tournament (he's in the Team), so getting hold of all the kit will be tricky as I haven't joined the Dive Club yet (and I don't know what they have). Hopefully he'll pick up some kit for me whilst he's away, the plan is he'll check what's available, email me details and I'll email him what I want so he can buy it and bring it back. Ideally I'd see it before I bought it, but I don't have that luxury - about the only downside - the next best thing is to get someone who knows to see it for me which is what I'm doing :)

Hopefully my next dive will be mid May when he returns :)